Like a Friggin' Fetus

I recently underwent not one, but two emergency abdominal surgeries, hence I have to remain in a crouched position or huddle in a chair for the next 10 days to two weeks in order for the mass of stitches to remain intact. No staples for this kid, I'm highly allergic to stainless steel.

At night we have devised a bed of sorts which relegates me into a friggin' fetal position for sleeping. I'd do better if I slept in a kitty litter box!!!

I am cranky, in pain and allergic to almost every beneficial drug on the market. Give me ACID, magic mushrooms , hashish or pot and I can get high endlessly but something useful like codeine, vicodin or penicillin and I puff up like the flippin Goodyear Blimp.
Oh yeh, life is grand!!!